Mr. Tan Man Sweatshirt

🎵 Mr. Tan Man’s Escapod Jam 🎵

(To the tune of a lively campfire song)

🎶 Mr. Tan Man, cruisin’ the land,
With his Escapod, life’s lookin’ grand!
Sun-kissed skin, with a farmer’s tan,
Pullin’ his trailer like a true wild man!

Chorus:
Tan Man, Tan Man, king of the road,
Off-roading vibes with a heavy load!
Campfires blazing, marshmallows toast,
Tan Man’s living the life he loves most!

He parks by the stream, cracks open a brew,
“Escapod, buddy, it’s just me and you!”
Climbs in the bunk, the stars overhead,
Dreams of adventures (and not of his shed).

Chorus:
Tan Man, Tan Man, no plans in sight,
Roamin’ the mountains, from morning ’til night!
With Kuat racks and a Giant bike,
Tan Man’s Escapod is just his type!

🎶 So here’s to the Tan Man, livin’ it right,
His Escapod trailer’s his home every night.
If you see him roll by, just give him a shout,
The king of the off-road, there’s no doubt!

Outro:
Tan Man, Tan Man, Escapod’s best,
Roamin’ and campin’, you know he’s blessed!
Tan lines, trails, and memories made,
Tan Man and his trailer will never fade! 🎶